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                        Mt. Holz Science Fiction Society
                    Club Notice - 03/26/99 -- Vol. 17, No. 39

       Chair/Librarian: Mark Leeper, 732-957-5619, mleeper@lucent.com
       Factotum: Evelyn Leeper, 732-957-2070, eleeper@lucent.com
       Distinguished Heinlein Apologist: Rob Mitchell, robmitchell@lucent.com
       HO Chair Emeritus: John Jetzt, jetzt@lucent.com
       HO Librarian Emeritus: Nick Sauer, njs@lucent.com
       Back issues at http://www.geocities.com/Athens/4824
       All material copyright by author unless otherwise noted.

       The Science Fiction Association of Bergen County meets on the
       second Saturday of every month in Upper Saddle River; call
       201-447-3652 for details.  The Denver Area Science Fiction
       Association meets 7:30 PM on the third Saturday of every month at
       Southwest State Bank, 1380 S. Federal Blvd.

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       1.  I see now that they are releasing to the theaters  an  official
       director's  cut of Bernardo Bertolucci's THE LAST EMPEROR.  Here at
       last we can see the film as  Bertolucci  would  have  made  it.   I
       remember  seeing  the film.  At the time it was playing in New York
       City.  Evelyn and I went to New York to see it.  I do not  remember
       the  ticket  price,  but they are always a great deal more than our
       local ticket prices.  Also I had to pay for parking  in  New  York.
       It  was not an inexpensive day.  But I had heard that it was really
       worth seeing.  And I am interested in Chinese history.  Well, I did
       not  care for the film.  I did not think that it was a good summary
       of Pu Yi's life.  But it did have an implicit positive  point.   It
       was  what  it  was.   It  was  Bernardo Bertolucci's film, THE LAST
       EMPEROR.  Supposedly.  At the time.  Recently I find  out  that  it
       was  not  really  Bertolucci's  film.  It was--gasp--someone else's
       cut.  I had no idea.  Old Bernardo didn't give me a hint that  this
       was  not  his film.  And I am sure he got his cut of the take.  Now
       we are told that it was not his film and if you really want to  see
       what  he  wanted  you  have to pay again.  There is no discount for
       those poor souls who already spent good money  on  the  first  one.
       And Bernardo is not the first person to pull this stunt.

       I guess I first became aware of this strategy with the  film  CLOSE
       ENCOUNTERS.   The film got a second release with just a little more
       special effects added.  It was CLOSE  ENCOUNTERS--SPECIAL  EDITION.
       I  do  not  think  anybody  ever  heard again of CLOSE ENCOUNTERS--
       REGULAR EDITION.  In fact, I doubt if I could get  my  hands  on  a
       print  of  the  regular  edition  any  more.   At  the  time I much
       preferred the STAR WARS films and I told myself that  George  Lucas
       would  never  shoot a little more footage and re-release his films.
       He was too nice a guy.  He was above all that.  He let me down  big
       time.  I have not seen THE EMPIRE STRIKES BACK or THE RETURN OF THE
       JEDI in their new formats.  I did see A NEW HOPE.  Well, admittedly
       I had never seen a film called A NEW HOPE before.  I saw it when it
       was just called STAR WARS and I am pretty sure it had no  subtitle.
       That is another rewriting of history.

       The thing is, I have a criterion for how  good  the  experience  of
       re-viewing--not  reviewing  but  re-viewing--a  given film is.  You
       want as closely as possible to recreate what would  have  been  the
       experience  of  seeing  the  original  print in completely deserted
       theater.  If you start fooling around with the  title,  that  is  a
       step in the wrong direction.  Adding a bunch of new special effects
       and maybe changing the ending is even more an offense.  I thought I
       could  detect some differences in BLADE RUNNER, THE DIRECTOR'S CUT.
       But at in that case they put right up front what was  important  to
       the  director.   It  was his cut.  He wanted to increase his cut of
       the cash.

       I am told the Harlan Ellison is  pulling  the  same  stunt  and  is
       disavowing stories he has written but has since re-written.  I have
       even heard that if you ask him to autograph a book with the earlier
       version  of  the  story  he  confiscates  the  book  as  if  it was
       contraband.  He does not refund the purchase price of which he  has
       already   gotten   the  author's  cut.   Well  I  have  never  been
       particularly fond of Harlan Ellison--the man or his writing.

       But I want to absolutely assure readers that when you get an  issue
       of  the MT VOID, it is an artifact to last forever.  Every word you
       get is guaranteed to be what we wanted to say and continue to  want
       to say.  There will be no later re-writing and claims that what you
       have is invalid.  I will live by what I have  done.   That  is  not
       counting a certain recent film review in which there is one edition
       in which in the section where I put  it  in  historical  context  I
       reversed  the order of two major naval battles in World War II.  (I
       had my nose rubbed in it in time to fix it in the VOID, thank God.)
       But  you should understand that the issue you hold in you hand is a
       document not just for today, but for all ages.  [-mrl]

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       2. LOCK, STOCK, AND TWO SMOKING BARRELS (a film review by  Mark  R.
       Leeper):

                 Capsule: Comic chaos in the criminal class.  We
                 have  seen  this  sort  of thing before, but it
                 remains  amusing.   Six  different  groups   of
                 people,  all on the shady side of the law, keep
                 bumping  into  each  other.   Our   four   main
                 characters  owe  money  to  one  so  steal from
                 another who are stealing from yet another.  The
                 script  manages  to  juggle all six so they are
                 each in constant motion.  Rating: 6 (0 to  10),
                 +1 (-4 to +4)

       LOCK, STOCK, AND TWO SMOKING BARRELS is the kind of farce  we  have
       seen  before.   It  is a comedy of chaos.  This sort of comedy puts
       enough groups of people together in a script, none knowing what the
       others  are  doing  and  (perhaps)  the audience can follow what is
       going on, but you can reasonably expect that none of the characters
       has  a  clue.   Particularly  good comedies in this vein are Martin
       Scorsese's AFTER HOURS and John Landis's OSCAR.

       The plot of LOCK, STOCK, AND  TWO  SMOKING  BARRELS  works  like  a
       well-oiled  machine  set on high-speed, with everybody doing things
       to everybody else and nobody being sure who is doing what to  whom.
       It  seemed  like  a  good idea at the time.  Four young London low-
       lifes figure they have a good shot at getting rich if they can  get
       into  a  high stakes poker game.  They get together 100,000 pounds.
       What they did not count on was that the game was  rigged  and  that
       they  would end up owing 500,000 pounds.  And they have one week to
       get it.  Luckily a possibility presents  itself.   Their  next-door
       neighbors are planning to rob an urban marijuana farmer.  Our group
       plans to steal the proceeds of that crime.  But  that  is  not  all
       that  is  happening.  All told there are about six different groups
       of people, all criminal in some ways, running around  bumping  into
       each other, double-crossing each other, and shooting each other up.

       Everybody is doing something illegal in this  part  of  London;  it
       goes  with  the  turf.   Set  in  a part of London where the law is
       something of an irrelevancy, this frantic farce is the first outing
       for  30-year-old writer and director Guy Ritchie.  Everyone here is
       a criminal, but at least he is an eloquent one.  As  has  been  the
       style  for  crime films since PULP FICTION, the dialog leans to the
       clever and  inventive  side  and  away,  far  away,  from  realism.
       Everybody  knows  that  few  real thugs, and certainly not the ones
       this far down the ladder, are as eloquent and as engaging  to  hear
       as  the ones in this film.  If they were this bright, they would be
       in a less hazardous profession.  But  then  the  filmmaker's  first
       responsibility  is to entertain.  Some Americans will have problems
       penetrating the thick accents that unfortunately  obscure  some  of
       the funniest lines.

       Most of the actors have good credentials in British  films,  though
       they  may  be  less  familiar  in this country.  One exception is a
       small part for Sting.  Supplementing the cast are some particularly
       ugly actors, apparently by the credits supplied by a special agency
       dedicated to providing ugly actors.

       The film has considerably  more  violence  than  an  Alec  Guinness
       English  crime comedy would have and some of it may cut against the
       humor, but Guy Ritchie is a promising director.  Rate this a  6  on
       the 0 to 10 scale and a +1 on the -4 to +4 scale.  [-mrl]

                                          Mark Leeper
                                          MT 3E-433 732-957-5619
                                          mleeper@lucent.com

            The young always have the same problem--how to 	    rebel and conform at the same time.  They have
	    now solved this by defying their parents and 	    copying one another.
                                          -- Quentin Crisp